pornography

pornography
1. (pornography) (1558↑, 280↓)
1) educational programming recommended junior high students who need to see how its done 2) a collection of dvd's stored in your dad's closet marked 'baby pictures'

1) Emily and Jack ate carrots as they watched pornography. 2) Yes.. this is a boring box of baby pictures.. please do not open this box..

2. (pornography) (1166↑, 255↓)
95% of the websites on the internet.

Click here 4 free boobz\!

3. (pornography) (1013↑, 145↓)
Any material which becomes, right after masturbating, not at all interesting.

The newest addition to my voluminous collection of pornography is the 1983 classic "Granny Trannies."

4. (pornography) (510↑, 186↓)
Explicit descriptions, picture, and/or video of sexual acts. Some people may consider it offensive, but many consider it to be a useful tool for masturbation.

When I went to Peoplefuckingeachother.com I saw some pornography.

5. (pornography) (412↑, 129↓)
The reason why the family computer is always slow, Look in the job application folder in "dad's work stuff's"n you'll find alot of it.

\<job application folder\> **Cindy12 **sexysarah **cheeckychild ....etc.

6. (pornography) (287↑, 81↓)
(1) Sexier than sex itself. (2) Sexuality that is simulated, airbrushed, packaged and commoditized.

"At the heart of pornography is sexuality haunted by its own disappearance.” Jean Baudrillard

7. (Pornography) (179↑, 34↓)
-The world's most popular past time.

I enjoy doing pornography

8. (pornography) (185↑, 108↓)
Graphic depiction that has no artistic merit and that leads to sexual thought.

Which is basically every commercial I have ever seen...

9. (pornography) (129↑, 59↓)
for when you're bored

Damn I'm bored. I'll past time with some porno.

10. (pornography) (121↑, 68↓)
Commonly referred to as porn, this shizzle is the depiction of males and females engaging in sometimes quite explicit sexual encounters. In most cases he man inserts his penis into the woman's vagina and the woman begins to have a fake screaming orgasm. Sex is close to the real thang but it's not:porn is.

Bitch, get off me, the Spice Channel's got a new documentary on lesbians coming on in five minutes--I gotta get my "jack off rag"

11. (pornography) (159↑, 115↓)
Images of naked humans or naked humans in the act of sexual intercourse. Often used as a means of becoming aroused by lonely humans who are unable to attract a mate. Despite its usefulness to such individuals, the overall majority of internet pornography has degraded into a flaming heap of vile, disgusting images designed to cater to the sick fetishes of various internet subcultures including, but not limited to: furries, pedophiles, amputation fetishists, genital mutilation addicts, etc.

"Pornography" makes up more than 60% of the internet's content. The obsession of teenage boys across America is "pornography."

12. (pornography) (65↑, 30↓)
Reading material to be held in one hand.

My right hand has doubled its strength since i deicovered pornography\!

13. (Pornography) (30↑, 11↓)
Pictures and videos used to make masturbation easier. The problem is, men become dependent on it and can no longer masturbate without it. So, basically, pornography is for wimps.

guy\#1: I need pornography\! guy\#2: All I need is an imagination :)

14. (Pornography) (25↑, 13↓)
A moderately attractive male sticking his over-large dick into an anorexic woman with giant boobs. They do this and change sex positions many more times than those who watch pornography can count and much more than can actually be enjoyable during sex. There are fake moans and groans and other "sexually arousing" sounds made for the dude who is masturbating while watching it.

"Maria": Yes, yes, *changes position* YES\! OH *changes position* THAT'S IT\! OOOHHHH *changes position* HHHHOHHH\!\!\!\!\!\! *moans* Yes, now do *changes position* that\! STICK IT IN *changes position* ME HARDER\!\!\! OOOOOOOOH YES\!\!\! "John": Suck my 16 inch DICK\!\!\! Then I'll shove it up your ass\! etc... Dude masturbating: Ohhhh, ORGASM\! Dude watching dude masturbating: Wow, you have a lot of pornography.

Author: IfYouReadThisYou'reAPornoholic http://pornography.urbanup.com/5113097
15. (pornography) (79↑, 68↓)
A great album by the Cure.

I love Pornography\!\!\!\!

16. (pornography) (31↑, 27↓)
1. Any photos or movies depicting men, women, and sometimes children and elderly people, in nudity/sexual acts. 2. What used to be art, 200-2000 years ago.

1. Johnny was caught with some pornography in his backpack. AGAIN. 2. Look at these paintings\! All these women are naked\! Who would put this pornography in an Art Gallery?

17. (Pornography) (2↑, 0↓)
According to Beavis and Butt-Head pornography is the study of porn.

Beavis "what's pornography?" Butt-Head "uhhh i think it's like the study of porn" Beavis "heh heh so he's a pornologist."

Author: thealmightbunghole http://pornography.urbanup.com/6244116
18. (pornography) (36↑, 41↓)
1) The content in which 'men' in a relationship start to lose the love they have for the person in the relationship because they desire to need the fantasies portrayed in pictures, movies and stories. 2) Material that will stay with men's minds long after they stop looking at it. Porn not only messes with the mind but starts to eat away at the body.

1) "I want to try what they did in the pornography i looked at." 2) "No matter how hard i try not to see the pornographic images, i still can see the first thing i looked at."

19. (pornography) (7↑, 17↓)
To draw penises on an object or person, or add to a drawing to make it appear as a penis.

"Dude, you just pornographied my binder\! Stop trying to pornography everyone's stuff." [Cock Rocket]

20. (Pornography) (29↑, 43↓)
It is such a broad thing, that the only true way to define it is "anything sexually explicit." It is the exploitation and demeaning of women and men, and gives false impressions of love and intimacy.

Love making is not a spectator sport. Pornography, esp. violent pornography, is a cause of sexual violence and leads to the corruption of a civilized society.

Author: W. A. P. [women against pornography] http://pornography.urbanup.com/2494502
21. (Pornography) (18↑, 33↓)
Sex on the internet that people watch because they're either unhappy with their sex life or they're just plain ugly and can't get any action.

Bob: Hey. Joe: Hey man\! What's up? Bob: Nothing, I'm just watching something. Joe: Oh...What are you watching? Bob: I'm watching a girl get fucked in the ass. Joe: ...You're watching pornography? Bob: Yeah. Joe: ...Oh... Bob: Don't you watch it? Joe: No. I'm happy with my sex life, and I'm not ugly. Bob: (yells in a pissed off way)Thanks a lot man\! (hangs up) Joe: ...You're welcome...?.....He really is ugly.

22. (pornography) (5↑, 25↓)
Classic definition is: written or visual material designed to appeal to prurient interest or invoke sexual reaction. Word has built in bad connotation. In reality pornography extends far beyond this, to include any image or text that can possibly appeal to anyone with even the wildest, sickest fetish or interest, or even a fetish that, on the surface can be seen as mundane.

Did you see those pictures of baby seals getting clubbed to death? That was really [pornography].Women being raped and left with rubber masks on their face is really[pornography].There was a fire at the old warehouse last night. I watched it and masterbated at the same time. It was really [pornography]. Those pictures of genocide and babies dying of hunger in Africa were really [pornography].

23. (pornography) (26↑, 51↓)
[porn]

I will now go and look at/watch/view pornography.

24. (pornography) (21↑, 49↓)
alternative to "probably"

I'm pornography gonna go to the movies later. \pornographyor\pornography Man 1: Are you goin to the movies later? Man 2: Yea, pornography.

25. (Pornography) (141↑, 185↓)
Pointless filth that destroys families and eventually turns men impotent. Needed by insecure men to achieve erection when no other way is possible. Has been known to turn men into pedophiles and in some cases rapists. Starred in by naive young women who allow themselves to be raped and laughed at for money that barely pays their rent. Ted Bundy was a porn addict and some porn companies have hidden their 'talent's' HIV+ diagnosis to continue buisness. Evil, sick buisness that does nothing but damage and encourages sexual abuse and disrespect of women. This is from a dude. A straight one.

"Pornography is the greatest evil the world faces..."

26. (Pornography) (17↑, 72↓)
Something that only fat guys with no sexual watch

damn fatass wacthes pornography everyday because he cant get any

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Last updated: 2012.03.01

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